February 12, 2026
Following a meal from the Kozy Kitchen consisting of a double bacon cheeseburger, tots, garlic cheese curds, and a chocolate malt, our new IT guy, Bingo, slipped into a trance state somewhere between nirvana and euphoria. Bystanders noted,
Continue reading...He barely made it through Ladyhaw...
February 7, 2026
In recent weeks, the debate over the installation of new handicap accessible curbs has sparked heated discussion within our community. While the intention to enhance accessibility is clear, some residents are raising concerns about the broader implications of this expansion.
Th...
Continue reading...January 26, 2026
While we work on getting the articles from our old website back (the new IT guy is still typing them in from Jerry's printouts), it's time for the annual Winter Poetry Contest!
This year's theme is "winter."
Poems should be at least two lines long and rhyme. Winners will b...
Continue reading...January 25, 2026
Employees of Home Sweet Home Supply Company report a great sense of relief following the departure of a particularly pathetic customer last Thursday night.
Ronald Tibbets had spent the afternoon removing his old dishwasher to make room for a new and improved model, and had all...
Continue reading...January 25, 2026
With a new year come new things.
One of those new things is people.
Our beloved Jerry passed away last August. It came as a shock to all of us when we got back from vacation. When it came time to hire a replacement, we always found a good reason to push it off.
Continue reading..."I don't w...