Our intrepid news team is back with a brand new report:
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Just look at 'em!
McHenderson Dairy Automates Milking
January 25, 2026
McHenderson Dairy has recently installed a new automated milking line, replacing the old Manuel system. The decision was made to save time and reduce labor costs. According to Linda, "This incredible technology will enable us to lay off a whole lot of Mexicans."
However, Rober...
Continue reading...Our Server Team Concludes: Kozy Kitchen is Dank
February 12, 2026
Following a meal from the Kozy Kitchen consisting of a double bacon cheeseburger, tots, garlic cheese curds, and a chocolate malt, our new IT guy, Bingo, slipped into a trance state somewhere between nirvana and euphoria. Bystanders noted,
Continue reading...He barely made it through Ladyhaw...
DEI Initiative Masquerading as Public Works Project
February 7, 2026
In recent weeks, the debate over the installation of new handicap accessible curbs has sparked heated discussion within our community. While the intention to enhance accessibility is clear, some residents are raising concerns about the broader implications of this expansion.
Th...
Continue reading...Winter Poetry Contest
January 26, 2026
While we work on getting the articles from our old website back (the new IT guy is still typing them in from Jerry's printouts), it's time for the annual Winter Poetry Contest!
This year's theme is "winter."
Poems should be at least two lines long and rhyme. Winners will b...
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